Wantist®

Emergency Clown Nose

purchase at Perpetual Kid: $4.99

Emergency Clown Nose

At last, the healing power of comedy is available in an over-the-counter form. In case of a lack-of-laughing emergency, unscrew cap and place contents of jar strategically upon any proboscis. No prescription needed.

Apply liberally as needed. Side effects may include chuckling, chortling, guffawing and acute shortness of breath. If clowning lasts for more than four hours, please consult a physician.

Created by professional clowns Rosie Cole & Lloyd Brant to promote their philosophy of healing through laughter. Each nose comes bottled with an easy-to-access cap for quick relief.

Keep one hidden in your pocket to give the gift of laughter every day!

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