Expectant parents are often overwhelmed–and befuddled–when it comes to caring for their bundle of joy. Luckily Safe Baby Handling Tips saves the day with it’s hilarious “do’s and don’ts” on baby care.

Now incompetent parents everywhere can benefit from this indispensable guide–complete with a small version of their best-selling Wheel of Responsibility to help moms and dads negotiate baby responsibilities (and shirk diaper duty) whenever they can. Makes baby-rearing a blast!